"Worse than this?" Chaz said.
"On occasion, you bet."
The rain was sheeting by the time they parked at the Bayside Marina and found the boat. It was a twenty-three-foot outboard with a Bimini top and a big four-stroke Yamaha. A Garmin GPS had been mounted on the console.
Tool set the heavy suitcase in the stern. Chaz bundled unhappily into his foul-weather jacket, the hammer of the pistol poking his ribs. He pulled up his hood and peered at the leaking leaden sky. His left wrist throbbed painfully.
Tool found a portable spotlight and plugged it into a battery jack. He seemed surprised that the device actually worked. Tool started the engine and cast off the ropes and motored slowly away from the docks. When they reached the open water, he told Chaz to sit his ass down and he threw the throttle forward. Simultaneously there was a clap of thunder that made Chaz duck. This is insane, he told himself.
What he had planned for tonight would have been difficult in clear, calm conditions; in a squall it could be suicide. He hunkered low, cringing at every glint of lightning. Tool seemed at ease-one hand on the wheel, the other working the spotlight-though his overalls were soaked and sagging. The rain had slicked down the dense black curls on his arms and shoulders, giving him a surreal lustrous sheen in the twilight.
Soon they passed beneath the Rickenbacker Causeway Bridge, which Chaz had crossed often as a grad student on his way to the Rosenstiel School. The sight reminded him of his long-ago ordeal with sea lice, and he speculated that the hungry little bastards were floating all around them in avid anticipation, should Tool manage to capsize the boat. Also looming in Chaz's imagination was the larger, more lethal menace of sharks. Such attacks were virtually unheard of on Biscayne Bay, one of many facts that Chaz had either forgotten or simply failed to register during his idle schooling in the marine sciences. The ravenous two-headed alligator starring in Chaz's recent nightmares could just as easily have been a hammerhead, given his visceral dread-and lazy ignorance-of both species.
Blessedly the thunder quieted and the downpour faded to a drizzle, although they hit a chilly wall of wind, which buffeted them most of the way to Cape Florida. The ride was more than sufficient to reinforce Chaz's loathing of the great outdoors. Clinging with his uninjured hand to the bench seat, he envisioned himself hurled to the deck with such force that the pistol in his jacket would discharge accidentally. If the shot didn't kill him outright, the noise would probably give him a heart attack.
Navigating with the magic of global satellites, Tool located what was left of Stiltsville, an old community of wooden houses constructed on pilings in the shallow grass beds. Hurricane Andrew had practically leveled the place, and the few remaining structures had been taken over by the National Park Service. The empty, unlit homes looked skeletal beneath the hot-blue flickers of lightning.
Tool turned off the engine and let the boat ride the outgoing tide down the channel. He muttered under his breath, his scowl visible in the green glow of the GPS screen.
"What's wrong?" Chaz asked.
"This is right where he told us to meet him," Tool said, "but I don't like it."
As they came abreast of the last stilt house, Tool lumbered to the bow and heaved out an anchor. The rope went taut and the boat stopped dead, the bow dipping slightly under Tool's bulk. He made his way back to the console and sat down with a grimace.
"Now we wait," he said, rubbing his buttocks.
Chaz checked his watch-it was more than an hour until the meeting. He turned on his cell phone, as the blackmailer had instructed. From the mainland came another rumble and, high in the clouds, a jagged burst of bright light.
"That bunch is still a ways off," Tool said. "If a-hole is on time, we'll be long gone 'fore it hits."
At least one of us will, Chaz thought. He was sure that Red Ham-mernut had ordered Tool to kill him and make it look like a suicide- the grief-stricken widower, unable to cope with the loss of his wife, decides to join her at sea for eternity.
But Chaz Perrone had 13 million reasons to stay alive, and a plan of his own.
"Where's the damn ice chest?" Tool asked. "I'm thirsty."
"Guess I left it in the Hummer."
"Tell me you ain't serious."
"Sorry." With his good hand Chaz took the Colt from his jacket and pointed it at Tool's massive silhouette.
Tool didn't notice the gun until it was illuminated by a flash from the oncoming storm. Chaz couldn't make out the goon's expression, but he plainly heard the warning: "I wouldn't do that, boy."
"Sure you would," Chaz said, and squeezed the trigger twice.
The first shot punched a hole in the canvas Bimini top. The second knocked Tool overboard, causing a splash that was more of a concussion, like a meat freezer being dropped into a swimming pool. Chaz emptied the.38 into the foamy crater and watched to see if the body would float up right away, like they did on TV cop shows. He'd expected Tool's wintry coat of hair to provide extra buoyancy, yet there was no sign of the dead man bobbing to the surface.
As Chaz pocketed the revolver, his cell phone rang.
"What the hell's going on?" The blackmailer sounded serious and alarmed; no Jerry Lewis impressions tonight.
"I was shooting at turtles," Chaz said. "Where are you?"
Chaz had thought he'd have plenty of time, but the guy was early. He'd heard the gunshots and now he was spooked.
"Turtles?"he said.
Chaz laughed casually. "I was bored. Are you close by? Let's get this done before that damn thunderstorm gets here."
"Where's the ape man?"
"Oh, he couldn't make it."
The blackmailer hung up.
"Shit," Chaz said. He groped around the deck until he found the spotlight. He swept the beam slowly back and forth across the water; no other vessel was in sight.
Moments later, the phone rang again.
"Where are you?" Chaz demanded.
"Up here!" said a different voice.
A woman's voice; one that made him stiffen.
"Get rid of the gun," she said. "Over the side."
Chaz worked the spotlight up and down the stilt cottage. Sitting on the edge of the roof was none other than his wife, very much alive. She appeared to be aiming a large-caliber rifle at his head.
"Joey, is that really you?" Chaz whispered into the phone.
The muzzle of the rifle flared orange and the windshield of the boat exploded before Chaz's terrified eyes.
"Does that answer your question?" she shouted.
Obediently he took the.38 from his jacket and threw it into the bay.
The first gunshots had caught Mick Stranahan by surprise.
"I believe numbnuts just killed his baby-sitter," he informed Joey Perrone and Corbett Wheeler.
The three of them were flattened against the roof, invisible to Chaz from the boat.
"Now what?" Joey whispered.
"I honestly don't know."
"Let me see the rifle," she said.
Stranahan glanced at Corbett, who nodded sympathetically. "She needs to get this out of her system."
"Easy," Stranahan said when she took the Ruger. He had allowed her to try it once before, blasting coconuts out of palm trees on the island. It had a powerful kick, but Joey had handled it capably.
Stranahan phoned Chaz Perrone on his cellular to find out what had happened on the boat. After a short exchange he hung up. "That's it," he said. "He's flying solo." Joey groaned. "What a schmuck."
"If he's killed the bodyguard, then he might be planning to kill Hammernut, too," Stranahan surmised.
"And the girlfriend," Corbett added quietly.
"Ricca. It's all right to say her name," Joey said. "Now, what about us, Mick?"
"Once Chaz sees the Ruger, he'll probably fold. Right now he thinks he's Vin Diesel." Stranahan dialed Chaz's cell number and handed her the phone. "Tell him to toss the gun or the deal's off," he said.
"Where are you?" Chaz was demanding on the other end.
"Up here!" Joey answered.
Corbett and Mick climbed down from the roof and sneaked beneath the house, where the Whaler was tied. Stranahan's idea was that the two of them would swim quietly out to the boat and overpower Chaz. They were peeling out of their clothes when the rifle went off, and they heard Joey shout: "Does that answer your question?"
"Don't shoot!" her husband screamed back.
"Give me ten good reasons why not!"
Thattagirl, thought Stranahan.
Corbett tugged his arm. "Mick, I heard something else."
"Where?"
"Close by. Listen."
Stranahan heard it, too. "I'll be damned."
Game over, he thought with a rush of relief. Thanks to Chaz Per-rone's fabulous inefficiency as a killer, they were now free to do what Darwin would have done: back off and let Nature take over. Left to his own greedy wits, Joey's husband had no chance whatsoever.
"There it is again," Corbett whispered intently.
Stranahan nodded. "Music to my ears."
A gust of wind caused the old stilt house to creak and murmur above them. The clouds lit up, and through the pilings Stranahan could make out the shape of the boat in the channel and the figure of Charles Perrone, holding the spotlight in the bow.
"Hurry." Stranahan crept down the catwalk toward the source of the moans-a floundering gray mass that in the shallows might easily have been mistaken for a stricken manatee.
"But what about Joey?" Corbett asked.
"Hell, let her have some fun," Stranahan said. "Come on, help me get this poor bastard out of the water."